There is a Theory of how humans evolved and adapted with natural selection. Do you think it worked?

If you care to read, here is the nice little theory: When first life started as primal organisms, randomly grouping by chance encounter, so many specie developed. And since there was no consistent plan, some organisms developed to having its feet in the head, and heads in the belly. The human specie came out, well, resembling also human form. The organisms are not that dumb, as to ume other forms, you know. The only hitch is the nose of the prototype was upturned, with the nostrils facing the sky. And also, the eyes were under the armpits. So, the first monsoon rains fell and many died due to suffocation. Natural selection came in. Those who developed the trait of running very fast were able to take shelter. And adaptation also was a factor. Because of the impossibility to dive in the water, they adapted to live in the land only. But the eyes being under the armpits, presented problems, like there is the need to raise the hands in order to see. During mealtime, they have to twist now and then to see the food. It was not stated if that movement developed into a dance. Anyways, due to the necessity of always raising the hands like flapping in order to see, they developed wings a million years later. Before those wings developed, it was not stated how they lived, however. Well, you have to give some uncertainty to theories, right. Have you seen parallel theories to these?